Live fully.
Die satisfied.
Dead Serious Retreats
Does the world have you wishing you could escape to the Shire, time travel back to the 90s, or just remember what it was like to be a kid at a sleepover?
Are you yearning for times and places it feels like you can never go, but feel in your bones?
That’s why Dead Serious Retreats was born.
Because I am not joking about the kinds of retreats you’re gonna get here.
I’m Dead Serious.
Weird
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Whimsical
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Wholly Transformtional
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Weird · Whimsical · Wholly Transformtional ·
Second Breakfast Retreat
Late Summer 2026
*Simple*Nourishing*Tech Free*
If you’ve ever wanted to run away to the Shire, this is the retreat for you!
5 Days in a Shire-esque village
Low/No Tech Activities
I’ll Be There for You Retreat
*Connection*Boundaries*Relationships*
There’s a loneliness epidemic in the United States. You might feel a lot like a Gunther, on the outside, looking in at what you want and being annoyed at the Rosses of the world who have it.
Writing Block Buster Retreat
*Breakthroughs*Writing*Finding Your Voice*
This isn’t just a business—it’s a reflection of what we believe in. We’re here to create work that matters, led by a shared commitment to quality and care.
Magically Practical Retreat
*Herbalism*Intuition*Magic*
If you’ve ever wanted the house from Practical Magic, this might be the right retreat for you. We’ll be brewing up all kinds of wonderful, luxurious self care concoctions while learning to channel our intuition,
Provincial Life Retreat
*Beautifully Rustic*International*Finding Your Purpose*
This isn’t just a business—it’s a reflection of what we believe in. We’re here to create work that matters, led by a shared commitment to quality and care.
Magically Practical Retreat
*Herbalism*Intuition*Magic*
If you’ve ever wanted the house from Practical Magic, this might be the right retreat for you. We’ll be brewing up all kinds of wonderful, luxurious self care concoctions while learning to channel our intuition,
Our Process
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Plan with Purpose
Together, we outline a path forward that’s realistic, strategic, and tailored to your specific needs.
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Collaborate Openly
You’re part of the process. We keep communication open and decisions shared—no black boxes or surprises.
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Adapt as Needed
Every project is different. We stay flexible and responsive to make sure the process fits your flow—not the other way around.
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Deliver with Confidence
When we deliver, it’s not just a finished product—it’s a solution you can trust, backed by real care and effort.